Someone who is super sweet and kind, but sucks at french. Hes one of the funniest people you will ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Except for when he tells bad sex jokes. Jacob thinks golf is a real sport and enjoys family time. His vocabulary consists of dog, bet, and finna. He might claim that he can fight you but trust me he will loose. Although he likes to workout and not eat good tasting food he is not one of those annoying gym pricks hes exactly the opposite. Besides the fact that he's thermal he's so great to hang out with and generally be around. His ASMR needs work but overall a high quality person 100/10. The perfect plug for ur outlet!
by Freakinthesheetzz September 24, 2018
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An incompetent asshole of a brother. He doesn’t help people unless forced too. A dick too his siblings but decent to others.
by Blissyay3 October 15, 2018
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by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018
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by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018
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Jacob is and always be "that one guy"
by Faker than a unicorn November 13, 2018
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Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does
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