jacob wheeler

A really great Basketball player. hes is called the youngest flexer or jay for short he has hella hoes and his dick is long

hes such an Jacob Wheeler

by ganggangbo May 7, 2018

jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician

jacob fitzpatrick

by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014

Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.

I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.

by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, loving to his family ,friends and fans. His Smiles light up the room. He is an amazing singer and actor he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all cost"

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

Jacob Zuma

A president who cant say numbers correctly

Kim:There are 7 100.

50000000.7111607439280. People in this world
Donald:Your being a Jacob Zuma

by Neutralice January 2, 2022

Jacob Pennington

Trash/ pos/ dick/bitch/ pussy ass nigga/cunt bag/ man slut/ cum guzzling, gay, back stabbing, herpes carrying whore

There are so many Jacob Pennington’s in this world.

Jacob Pennington is the definition of all these things. Smh. Bitch ass.

by Boss ass bitch 😜 May 7, 2018

Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.

I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.

by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020