Sock Nerd

One who possesses a keen interest in fashionable socks.

"Say, look at that guy with the purple socks with a lime green lightning bolt on them... what a sock nerd!"

by JohnnieWalkingsticks June 26, 2009

sock muppet

Name for tween who tries to wear inapropro clothing. i.e. crop tops, buttcheek shorts, boobie bras

'Hey look at that seventh grader'

'eh such a sock muppet'

by kissmyjesuschrist March 13, 2015

sock shit

Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing

Fuck sake more sock shit all over my carpet again

by Greekbabe1973 October 29, 2017

Sock druff

An expression used when one' takes their socks off (mainly black socks) and there is black fluff around their toes.

Undressed to have a wash, pulled my socks off, sock druff in the shower.

by BeatBoxer14 December 4, 2016

China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.

"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?

by llc1234 October 20, 2011

Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.

My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.

by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010

Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.

I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018