Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
by jenksk9 May 16, 2017
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Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018
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taint pimple

A stellar name for a band created by your step mom pamela.
Mom-Okay taint pimples! Play goof
by Lil.zubes August 21, 2019
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Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint
by Mlit February 19, 2018
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Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery
I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there
by Rocky6969 March 04, 2023
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taint stripe

The sweaty foul smelling stripe your taint leaves in your underwear after a hot day.
It was so hot today, I left a wicked taint stripe in my boxers.
by Beerisgasoline May 16, 2017
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Taint Salad

The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
by Goblin Mom August 31, 2023
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