ripped taint

When someone farts really fucking bad

Bro i just fucking ripped taint

by Young receipt February 9, 2020

Taint Muncher

A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.

Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...

by Ram Johnson April 17, 2014

Tainted Beef

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.

Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'

by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

Taint Alfredo

When your ass juices and pussy juices mix together on your taint and make a sauce

I wish I didn't have so much taint alfredo today

by Casey_243 November 19, 2021

taint dome

Sweaty and smeely mushroom (penis head)

Go wash up you have a taint dome

by Mjat July 5, 2017

Taint Slushie

After you’ve gone for a hot n heavy run and the the area between your penis and balls is real slippery

I just ran through the tropics and it’s just a taint slushie down there

by Rocky6969 March 3, 2023

face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.

My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting

by Bitch Bee July 30, 2017