A type of condom that provides maximum freedom and convenience, consisting only of the skin from a man's own penis.
All I had was a bathroom stall and my America condom. It wasn't the classiest sex but I made it work.
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
Things escalated quickly in my car when she crawled on top of me. There was only time for my America condom.
David- "How was your night with Erin?"
Matt - "I can't stop smiling. Best sex of my life. I'm in love!"
David- "Wow. Did you use protection?"
Matt- "Yeah, my America condom."
Together- "<jumping high five> AMERICA!"
by OhGreatItsDavid July 13, 2015
Get the America condommug. Man1: Have you seen America 2020! It's so crazy, what episode are you on?
Man2: I'm already on season 2 America 2021!
Remember that orange dude, Turns out he summoned an army and invaded the white castle in DC!
Man1: dude, you spoiled it, not cool.
Man2: I'm already on season 2 America 2021!
Remember that orange dude, Turns out he summoned an army and invaded the white castle in DC!
Man1: dude, you spoiled it, not cool.
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
Get the America 2020mug. by thatoneguy613 May 4, 2010
Get the slice of Americamug. After you have had sex doggy style with your partner you pull out, cum in your hand, do Captain America's side flip and upon landing throw your sperm into your partners face. After this yell Justice as you take a proud super hero pose which is not to be interrupted due to the partners reaction.
by Dprice91 September 27, 2017
Get the Captain Americamug. America club is an ass team which is Barcelona's cousin which means that if Barcelona is America's cousin that means America paid the refs like Barcelona did and America had Ochoa which is not fair
And every time America plays Chivas the Chivas players are always injured but they still have to play which sucks
And every time America plays Chivas the Chivas players are always injured but they still have to play which sucks
by chivas on top April 12, 2023
Get the America clubmug. by MerandaGMann December 21, 2008
Get the America MacDermaidmug. 