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This is a term used to refer to people who push themselves into your house as soon as you let them put their put in the door. Metaphorically speaking. If you give someone an edge of hope or anything, they will try to take advantage of that and get more.
Sally: Ugh...so my prom date wants to take me out on a date. Like more than friends.

Brenda: Well, if you give a mouse a cookie...
by Wise Gal March 27, 2012
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If U Seek Amy

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If U Seek Amy means: F-U-C-K ME

say it outloud fast, a few times and u get the idea
say you're in a fancy dinner and u see a cute guy, you can say: "Well you know If U Seek Amy"
by Bgurl23 March 13, 2009
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A response to outlandish claims made by QAnon cultists, similar to "big if true".
"Kyle Rittenhouse took out members of the Satanic leftist pedophile cult! He's a hero to all the children of the world!"
"Big if Q"
by Queen Buttrix December 22, 2020
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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If(F) + You(U) + Seek(CK) + Amy(ME) = fuck me. Track from Britney Spears album, Circus.
"All of the boys and all of the girls are beggin' to If You Seek Amy"
by 1223334444 December 16, 2008
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orginated on basilmarket.com where a thread about prices of equipment in a popular MMORPG known as Maplestory ended up with a very large number of players respoding to the thread using " yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled".

It can be used to state that an idea/choice/opinion is good, but there are better ones out there if you look hard enough.
Person:Are 21/21 glitter gloves worth 2b?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: Do I look good in these jeans?
You: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled

Person: would you like gravy with your fries?
you: yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
by mikeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeq January 13, 2011
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