i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

I'm not akinator

a phrase which originated on tiktok, which references when a tiktok video references something so abstract that it would be impossible for the majority to actually understand what they’re referring to.

guy 1: did y’all see the video where 💀
guy 2: bro i'm not akinator

by jayquan. August 11, 2022

I'm a Sandwich

Saying that you're a sandwich is the equivalent to saying that you're a submissive in a BDSM relationship. It can also mean that you have to desire to he in the previously mentioned relationship in which you are the submissive

Jonah: I'm a sandwich
Oliver: What does that mean?
Jonah: It means I want my girlfriend to peg me

by I'm_A_Sandwich January 5, 2022

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.

I'm Creeping 👀

by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022