Kristopher is a guy with the smallest dick and he is very jealous. His soulmate starts with the letter E. Kristopher says he’s straight but we know forsure that he’s gay as fuck, don’t let a Kristopher into your life because he will ruin it. He also plays soccer and he plays girls.
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Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher
Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
Always a solution for everything and if he cannot find it, you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.
Girl: I'm in love with Kristopher
Strange girl : I known, who doesn't? But he is an impossible love..
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Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby
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