Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016
Get the hockey cuntmug. When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Jamaican Hockey Puckmug. An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 27, 2011
Get the street hockey relationshipmug. “Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”
by pseudenym June 6, 2018
Get the Hockey Gougingmug. by Sweet Man Big C May 2, 2021
Get the Tonsils hockeymug. by Tina w. fey February 20, 2009
Get the Hockey Mommug. by Laserfrog44 October 17, 2023
Get the boo hockeymug.