A person who may look and act like a hipster, but is really too old to BE a hipster.
As in, a broken hip-ster.
As in, a broken hip-ster.
"Wow, your Dad sure loves cardigans and fixies. He's a bit of a hipster, isn't he?"
"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
"Dude, he's, like, 70. He's a broken hipster, if anything."
by LongPig May 10, 2010
Get the Broken Hipster mug.The upper echelon of hipsters. Truly the hippest of the hip. Most thrive in Williamsburg, New York and other major cities. Just like other hipsters, except better. Always on. Unique. Perfect.
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Hipster 1 - What do you think about the article on the socioeconimicly oppressed in today's New Yorker?
Hipster 2 - I'm better than you.
Hipster 2 - I'm better than you.
by GusBus59 December 16, 2009
Get the Hipster mug.\hip-stur\n. One who possesses tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool. (Note: it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; a Hipster would instead say "deck.") The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.
-The Hipster Handbook, Robert Lanham
-The Hipster Handbook, Robert Lanham
Typically a Hipster can be identified by vintage or thrift-store bougt clothing, a taste for obscure or underground music, a penchant for irony and an elitist attitude.
by BillHBlack January 23, 2005
Get the Hipster mug.A person who uses Windows but should really be a Mac or Linux user. They use open-source programs such as GAIM and Firefox. In addition to that, they heavily customize Windows with programs such as Litestep and custom 'hacks' that do random things to Windows such as changing the color of the Windows Start button.
Note that they do not write these custom 'hacks' or customizing programs because they are incapable of coding/hacking themselves.
Sometimes these hippies can be found prancing around a Mac singing and dancing about how pretty/amazing it is.
Note that they do not write these custom 'hacks' or customizing programs because they are incapable of coding/hacking themselves.
Sometimes these hippies can be found prancing around a Mac singing and dancing about how pretty/amazing it is.
Whoa, look at Katherine's desktop. What the fuck is that weird toolbar at the bottom? She's such a windows hippy!
by Anthony Lin November 7, 2005
Get the windows hippy mug.Someone who claims not to be a hipster, mocks others for being hipsters, but is in fact themselves a hipster. This usually applies to all hipsters as it a very rare hipster indeed that will admit to being a hipster.
After Bob rolled his eyes at the entire menagerie of kids at the bar, he then proceeded to order a PBR, thus confirming my suspicion that he is a total hipstercrite.
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Get the Hipstercrite mug.The modern hipster is a creature that generally lacks a sense of belonging in mainstream society due to its aggressive hatred of all things it sees as belonging or relating to the idea of "father". The hipster can be identified by a few trademark signs.
It wears an atrocious array of clothing that is meant to immediately draw attention to the wearer. This is to help other creatures of the same species identify each other and also to fill the hipster's deep-seated need for the attention they feel was denied them by parents who "just don't get them". Perhaps the most iconic piece of the hipster outfit is the so-called "skinny" jeans, though it is rare to see a hipster who fits the aforementioned description. A further visual trait of the hipster is its hairstyle. The hipster considers its hair to be "edgy" and avant-garde when in reality, it is an attention-seeking ploy and a desperate appeal to humans to give it the attention its father never would.
It is not uncommon for the hipster to hold a degree from an educational institution, but the majority of hipsters are merely students with no sort of financial burdens. The degree, however, is usually is Sociology or another discipline of equal worthlessness and is only obtained as a way for the hipster to feel validation for its slew of unfounded political opinions. The average hipster also has a hefty knowledge of the obscure, unpopular music that it listens to to make itself feel unique and important.
It wears an atrocious array of clothing that is meant to immediately draw attention to the wearer. This is to help other creatures of the same species identify each other and also to fill the hipster's deep-seated need for the attention they feel was denied them by parents who "just don't get them". Perhaps the most iconic piece of the hipster outfit is the so-called "skinny" jeans, though it is rare to see a hipster who fits the aforementioned description. A further visual trait of the hipster is its hairstyle. The hipster considers its hair to be "edgy" and avant-garde when in reality, it is an attention-seeking ploy and a desperate appeal to humans to give it the attention its father never would.
It is not uncommon for the hipster to hold a degree from an educational institution, but the majority of hipsters are merely students with no sort of financial burdens. The degree, however, is usually is Sociology or another discipline of equal worthlessness and is only obtained as a way for the hipster to feel validation for its slew of unfounded political opinions. The average hipster also has a hefty knowledge of the obscure, unpopular music that it listens to to make itself feel unique and important.
Where can I find a hipster if I wanted to study one?
You can usually find them in their natural habitats: either pretending to find symbolism and deep meaning in manga books at Barnes and Noble, or pretending to enjoy coffee at a Starbucks.
You can usually find them in their natural habitats: either pretending to find symbolism and deep meaning in manga books at Barnes and Noble, or pretending to enjoy coffee at a Starbucks.
by IIVII March 2, 2011
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