Heatbag

A young lady who is deemed to be attractive as well as promiscuous and is therefore selected as a sexual target.

"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of heatbags." "Are there gonna be any heatbags at this party?"

by Tuff Tony February 11, 2009

heatgasm

What you experience when you've got a poison ivy rash and you take a hot shower

Omg, my mind was about to explode after that heatgasm I had in the shower

by shuman407 October 20, 2008

Heatardation

The effect of excessive hot weather which causes people to think, speak and move very slowly.

"Sorry I didn't read that book; it's 100 degrees out and I'm suffering from a severe case of heatardation."

by People Paula August 19, 2012

fixing heaters

Another way of saying having sex.

"My heater needs fixing."

"Everyone in school wants to fix her heater."

"Rules of fixing the heater are: always be naked, use tools."

by Ceci and Ralph June 25, 2005

crotch heat

When beginning foreplay with certain women, the blood rush to the genitals creates a radiating warmth that can be felt through clothes. Also known as ass fever(pronounced "ass fee-vah"), this sensation is a good indicator that the eager participant wants your vaguyna.

Damn, that skeezbag gets hella crotch heat, I could fry an egg on her ass!

by Harrison Bergeron September 7, 2005

On heat

Horny

Drunk and on heat now

by Petty D March 11, 2018

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004