Tony Hawk 

When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).

College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.

Tony Hawk by Jeff Lars January 3, 2008

Stephen Hawkings 

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.

I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.

Stephen Hawkings by Apumar April 23, 2008

Hawkeyes 

The term 'Hawkeyes' is a general term refering to a large group. For the term to be relevant, every individual on the football team associated with this group, generally a college, must be a badass. The association of this word with a high school actually has no relevance whatever.

People who go to the University of Iowa are Hawkeyes.

Hawkeyes by DonCachas July 12, 2005

Stephen Hawking 

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.

Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!

Stephen Hawking by Kerilyn June 1, 2006

Hawkssexual 

Being attracted to Keigo Takami or 'Hawks' from My Hero Academia.

"Hey, do you have a boyfriend? I was wondering if I could get your number?"

"Oh, sorry I'm actually Hawkssexual."

Hawkssexual by shookyhatesmilk November 2, 2020

hawksexual 

Being attracted to only Hawk from Cobra Kai

"Oh goodness I think I'm Hawksexual"

'Hawksexual?'
"Only attracted to Cobra kais Hawk'

hawksexual by hawkkai January 10, 2021

Hawk Blawked 

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.

Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night

Hawk Blawked by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011