Hamsta Brain

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)

"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."

by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011

Hampstand

In a male's apartment/house, the hamper next to the bed that is also used as a makeshift nightstand to put shit on because we don't believe in wasting money on an actual nightstand until a girl comes along and insists that we get one.

"You need to get rid of that hampstand so I don't have to move my phone off it every time you need to put your dirty boxers in it."

by inmyworld9 September 10, 2011

Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

by PfefferM May 15, 2014

Hamster Steak

(n.) A vagina that has so much hair, it can look like your pet, Mr. Snuggles.

Man, my girl got that hamster steak. I wanna pet it.

by AirJordansKing November 7, 2015

hamsterbate

v: the process of masturbating on xhamster.com, similar to chaturbate

My wife is away, so I plan to hamsterbate tonight

by Alex Hawkins from xH March 5, 2016

Hamster

That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.

"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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by DADDY SKWOMP May 24, 2019

Hampster

The incorrect spelling of 'hamster' used by Kim and Khloe Kardashian

Khloe : is it 'hamster' and not 'hamp-ster' all along?
Kim : Is it?! I thought it is 'hampster'

by #asy June 13, 2019