handraulic

A means of working which usually involves a man and a shovel when a mechanical hydraulic digger is either unavailable or cannot gain access.

We reverted to the handraulic digger because we could not use anything else in that small space.

by Steve Raw September 19, 2003

hanger management

- noun

1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.

2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.

Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.

by Kirk Kirkland Jr. July 12, 2009

handirap

Handirap is shitty rap where the rapper sounds like they are handicapped

You like lil xian- the man? that shit is handirap

by Anbdoo March 3, 2019

brown handed

When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.

Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.

by Bernard Taylor November 18, 2004

two handed trout fisher

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout

"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

by fuck_buddy5 December 2, 2009

Two Handed Bandit

A girl who gives a hand job with each hand simultaneously, in the center of a couch or in the back seat of a car with a man on either side is the common place for this activity.

Two guys one girl in the backseat of a taxi the Two handed Bandit in the center to pay her fee.

by SPCtacular April 5, 2010

haider

"Hey There"

A cool way of saying hey there.

Haider guiz.

by pjjjj July 21, 2009