Grenader

Someone who, like a good soldier, will hop on a "grenade" (ugly girl) and take all necessary damage from said decision to ensure a buddy can score with said grenade's much more attractive friend.

SIDE NOTE: Bonus points if you get a BJ and her name is dyke-ish, like Becky or Barbara but goes by Barbie or something much sexier.

JJ: Look at that blonde over there.
Adam: Yeah, but her friend is fugly.
JJ: You owe me man.
Adam: Dammit, I'll be the Grenader.

by Fatz39 February 1, 2012

the grenade launcher

A weapon commonly used in FPSs. Can backfire, causing teamkill or suicide.

Hold "x" to swap for grenade launcher.

by Steve Smith August 1, 2004

Greedy Grendetta

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.

person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"

by Farty Fran December 10, 2010

Kitten Grenade

Kittens so cute its like a grenade explosion of cuteness. Usually talking about ones that are found in the pet store. Not the strays but the strays can also be part of a Kitten Grenade.

Those kittens werwe so cute I thought there was a kitten Grenade!

by TCx73 November 25, 2010

booty grenade

A booty grenade is poop.

He just dropped a huge booty grenade.

by qwtanna January 11, 2012

crimson grenade

The act of pulling out ones bloody tampon and throwing it at someone.

Lisa was such a bitch today in spanish class,i'm glad Karen tossed a crimson grenade at her.

by cswooll July 29, 2015

Flash Grenade

When a Female squirts into a Male's mouth, then the male quickly spits it onto the Female's face, giving her a grenade-like splatter all over her.

We had an amazing time at the party last night! Some girl and I had sex, and I ended up giving her an unexpected Flash Grenade.

by The Dichter December 8, 2015