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germansplaining

When Germans give unsolicited and often extremely superficial advice on complex sensitive issues not related to Germany to people of other nationalities, which they consider less developed than Germany.
- Oh, are you Ukrainian?! I'm so sorry... but let me say something: YOU SHOULD cede your territories to Russia FOR PEACE, man. Unfortunately, there is no alternative to negotiations...
- Thank you for germansplaining, it's priceless as usually.
by uln July 7, 2022
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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German Handjob

It's like a normal hand job, but the person performing it screams at you in German.
"Luke attends therapy ever since he was traumatized from receiving a German Handjob.
by SilverCurbsideProphet September 27, 2022
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Geronimo Stilton

A book series and television series that only the sexiest people grew up with, the people who have grown up with this have infinite pussy.
Person 1: I read Geronimo stilton a lot as a kid
Person 2: *strips nude* were having sex right now
by Booty Buster 69 November 24, 2022
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dirty german girl

The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!
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Bryanna Geronimo

Bryanna Geronimo is a very great person. She is very rare. She is also the beautifulest human being ever. She also had a very beautiful personality. If you don’t have her in your life your missing out on something very beautiful and rare to happen in your life.
Bryanna Geronimo is only my sister so don’t try to call her sister bc she is MY sister not yours ;) byee.
by crx17 November 24, 2018
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william germano

by not josh ok bye October 21, 2019
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