Gates

Fun, funny, short-tempered, immature, wise, cheery, always smiling, obnoxious but sweet, and loud. Gates(s) is a particular boy/girl whom always seems to be smiling, and making others laugh for the fun of it. Gates is an out going person who will attempt anything and everything, no matter what it is. They're strong willed and strong minded, nothing ever brings this person down. Gates(s) hate rules, and always try to find a way to find a void in them. A Gates is also someone who will become your best friend if you get past their obnoxious, odd ways. Gates has a tough way in life, but they will do their best to see the brighter side of everything. Befriending this kind of person would be the best decision in your life, because no matter how old you are, where you'll be in life, Gates will always be the person you can rely on the most. If you already have a Gates in your life, consider yourself to be incredibly lucky!

Girl 1: Look, Nick and that Gates are jabbering away again!

Girl2: Ugh, they always seem to be the ones who make all the noise, especially that Gates.

by Nae-Nae November 9, 2012

gateway to her guts

A woman's pussy hole.

"I rammed Victoria's gateway to her guts last night"

by Chatchi November 11, 2005

Gateway drug

Heroin.

Heroin is a gateway drug. People who use heroin often go on to use methadone or pills.

by Solid Mantis January 26, 2017

fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.

Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers

by KungFu April 5, 2005

gateway game

A game (esp. role playing) that can lead to 'heavier' and more time-consuming games as addiction progresses.

At first Baldur's Gate was just a reprieve from the daily grind, but slowly I found myself lusting after more rpg's, even pen-and-paper type games. It was at then that I realized I was in the clutches of a gateway game.

by Necrotaur July 16, 2003

Robert Gates

President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.

A Badass

I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...

by unit5145 December 6, 2006

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009