Body Bagger Goggles 

When fucking a "body bagger", "body bagger goggles" will make her look better and may prevent you from cutting off your arm the next day.

Dude, you must have had your body bagger goggles on last night because that chick was hidious.

Body Bagger Goggles by xmasdj August 1, 2009

Reverse beer goggles 

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

Reverse beer goggles by slipsonic November 10, 2015

Scandovanian Ski Goggles 

Placing your ballsack on the eyes of someone.

I was taking a nap and woke up a nice of scandovanian ski goggles on my eyes

Scandovanian Ski Goggles by Shamile meckalekam July 11, 2020

Scottish Goggles 

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

Scottish Goggles by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

Persian Sand Goggles 

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

Persian Sand Goggles by Paigema July 24, 2011

White Goggles 

when you masturbate and you look down at the last second and bust your load all over your own face.

i put on my white goggles daily because i hear sperm n semen have good nutrients for the eyes.

White Goggles by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011

Clout goggles 

Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.

Dis girl be blocking out dem haters with her clout goggles.

Clout goggles by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018