A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.
The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.
The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.
The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.
Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.
John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?
Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!
Kay never calls.
Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.
Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.
Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?
Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!
Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.
John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?
Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!
Kay never calls.
Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.
Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.
Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?
Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!
Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
by Firefly_Mal October 8, 2010
by kayg May 27, 2007
---a type of friend who mimics you in every single way possible; wanting everything you have, liking all your favorite stuff, buying all the material things exactly the same as yours & often doing it SECRETLY. ᵴ
by posh20 September 3, 2010
by jerky face November 16, 2010
The point at which one's overall number of friends on Facebook (or other social networking site) Stays at roughly the same number. This phenomenon occurs when one has maintained a profile for a few years, and the rate at which that person is making new friends is equal to the rate at which old friends forget about the person and remove him/her from their friends lists.
Person 1: "That's so weird... I just added Mike and Jane as friends last week, but I'm back to 563 friends again."
Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
Person 2: "Ah, I see you have finally reached friend equilibrium."
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