Friend Tab 

A credit system devised by a group of friends where items are purchased on a friend's behalf only to be compensated with the same gesture at a later date.

Friend A: Dude, I left my wallet at home, I may have to sit this round of shots out.

Friend B: No worries bra, I'll get these, just put it on the friend tab.

Friend Tab by Chad Brochill March 26, 2009

friend quiz

a retarded application on facebook that gets its users addicted to finding out who would hook up with them buy answering hundreds of retarded questions about retarded people the user attends highschool with. if your a male you end up skipping all the questions about guys because its just way too homo. the application often freezes up, refrains from giving you your credits and deletes itself from your page. its bullshit and its addicting. you can also buy credits buy spendin money on stupid shit.

*i gotta find out who wants to hook up with me on friend quiz!*
question: "do you think (random fat chick) has a nice butt?"
answer: NO
*yes! 1 credit down, 49 to go!

friend quiz by kitchenfury April 17, 2010

friend fat 

An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.

I'm shedding some friend fat today...

New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy

friend fat by dalethefarmer December 20, 2010

friend jacking 

Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.

Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?

Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!

*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.

friend jacking by snipergirl863 April 19, 2011

Friend Spooning

Where one person lays front to back with another person. Fitting together like spoons.

Friend spooning is where two friends who are not sexually intimate cuddle in bed while hanging out or napping.

Friend Spooning by shoegirl1990 August 14, 2011

friend shui 

The art or practice of clearing your life of any friends who cause extra cludder or drama in order to keep a simple, easy, carefree, uplifting social life for yourself.

"Marcel is driving me insane with his constant drama."

"You need to adopt friend shui and get rid of that stuff."

"yeah."

friend shui by merrifengshui August 30, 2012

Friend-O-Maniac 

Someone get addicted to their friend so much that they can't live without. they don't leave them alone and behave crazy when they try to avoid him/her. Sometimes it can be Violent.

Gracy : Hey! Where is Sam, how is he doing?
Peter : Russell is all over him. He follows him everywhere. I suspect, He is Friend-O-Maniac

Friend-O-Maniac by NaKuJa June 10, 2013