A person who constantly exhausts precious hours (sometimes days) of their lives on
Myspace. This person has nothing better to do with their life, and therefore stays on
Myspace for hours at a time, even when they are not communicating with anyone else. Usually while they aren't talking to anyone, they pleasure themselves by looking through thousands of profiles (most likely adding every single one), and occasionally by being nosey and reading other peoples comments. The saddest part about it, is that most of these people will deny their
myspace-fiendishness in hopes that society will still think they're
cool. Unfortunately, no we don't, you pathetic losers. =p....