by DaUsualCrew April 26, 2007
Get the fanny wopper mug.Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.
Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.
Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"
by fabbityfab September 9, 2012
Get the fanny thief mug.A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.
by Evinrude Lepre December 14, 2008
Get the Fannie Bass mug.A Glaswegian takeaway food consisting of half a portion of fish attached to half a slippery sausage.
by Stephen Marks March 7, 2007
Get the fanny jangle mug.One whom excels in the art of playing with their own genatalier.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
The Male version would be Dick Jangler.
Darnell: Look at that dyke over their, i bet she's a fanny slapper!
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
Harriot: Yeah, you can tell from the look in her eyes.
by Rubber JonDom July 23, 2012
Get the Fanny Slapper mug.denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'
by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005
Get the fanny-felt mug.Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".
Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.
by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009
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