facebook regret

Commenting or posting on a friend's wall and immediately regretting the action, in fear that they won't appreciate or enjoy the post, so much so that you consider instantly deleting the post rather than suffering awkwardness.

Two hours after posting the video with no comments or likes, Connie immediately was hit with a case of facebook regret.

by Longing for a Like in Lansing January 19, 2011

Facebook depression

the depressed mental outlook on the world in general caused by reading and participating in the false reality created by Facebook and its contributors.

I invited Karen to join us for the movie but she is so wrapped up in her Facebook depression after reading recent comments from her friends that she's barely talking to anyone.

by dp916 April 18, 2011

Facebook Crybaby

A person who frequently bitches and moans on Facebook statuses about life events with little or no cause.

Status:I don't understand why people can't take a hint... if I deleted ur phone number it means I don't wanna talk to you, not lets continue the conversation or go run your mouth to our mutual friends about it. It means drop the fucking topic. Blah I need a shot.

Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!

by cease_uno January 14, 2013

Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.

News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!

by MHunter December 29, 2007

facebook warrior

a person who threatens or talks shit to people over facebook, but doesn't do anything when confronted in person.

Guy 1: This guy messaged me the other day saying he's gunna kick my ass, but when i tried to walk up to him today he ran away.

Guy 2: Wow.What a facebook warrior.

by d-wrecktion January 19, 2011

facebook cleaning

the process of leaving groups that you have been in too long/don't like anymore

dude your still in that group? you need to do some facebook cleaning

by Harrison Schroeder March 14, 2008

Facebook pain

Pain that's experienced through means of Facebook, but that you don't really care about, it just happened on Facebook.
It is, essentially, virtual pain.

"Adrian Ellis is married to Nick Rew <3 "
WOOOO!! :)

"Adrian Ellis is single <3 "
aaww :(
no one actually cares about this, but it would hurt in real life, therefore, it is Facebook pain

by adi19956 December 5, 2010