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Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip
I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.
by Richardcranium March 14, 2024
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Easter

Hym "Congratulations! You murdered a guy in cold blood for no good reason and he decides what happens when you die! Fan-fucking-tastic! THAT... Is going to work out great for everybody, forever! Huarry zero consequence murder! Hurray Easter! Super cool stuff guys. I'm glad didn't use that as an opportunity to reflect on whether or not it's good to murder the innocent... Because then we would have a holiday!"
by Hym Iam March 31, 2024
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Ester

An Ester is a person who is very outgoing and friendly when you see her in her happy places, but shy when she's in a new environment. She loves to make you feel welcome and cared about. She has beautiful dark eyes and pretty, wavy hair. She wears glasses and it makes her look cute and smart. She's really hot with defined abs, pretty shoulders, and muscular legs. She is studious and loves school, even if she does have trouble with procrastination. She loves music and songwriting and reading good books. She will love you with everything she knows how to give, but she will mess up a lot. She likes forehead kisses and kisses on the back of her neck, cuddling, and talking late into the night. You better treat an Ester right.
Woah, that girl seems so awesome! Of course she's an Ester.
I have the perfect girl for you, she's totally an Ester.

How could you do that to her? She's an Ester, she deserves better!
by Starwolflover May 6, 2024
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Eastern Alaska

The United States dominated Eastern Alaska in the 2026 Winter Olympics Men’s Hockey Final
by Stan A. Veuf February 22, 2026
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Erster

1 : Yer fancy clam wit de poil inside
2 : What the woild is when yer de king o’ New York
Spot Conlon : My boyfriend can’t say oyster correctly.
Racetrack Higgins, bursting through the wall : YA MEAN ERSTER!
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER February 19, 2025
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Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.
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easter bussy

bussy… easter bussy… brings cheeks… and glory…
by easterbusysssys April 26, 2025
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