purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.

I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.

by Scrimmy August 22, 2008

Snake Eater

Most badass motherfuckers in the military.

pvt. Johnson: Man i'm such a little pussy, I wish I were a snake eater like Major Badass over there, he kicks some serious ass.

by Bilbo_Tbaggins April 13, 2016

eeper

Tiny baby kitten. For the sound it makes.

I just got a new eeper. It's so cute!

by rhondas56 February 4, 2009

Pearl Necklace Eater

A guy who gives a woman or man a pearl necklace and then eats it.

Scared girl: Jesse did you just eat that pearl necklace

Jesse: Why as a matter of fact i did!

Scared girl: EWW get out you pearl necklace eater!!!

by mad stad the tad May 25, 2009

ealer

to be old and decrepited and smell like ben gay

by bob March 6, 2003

Space Eater

Any person that takes up more space than normal, either because they are big boned, a close talker, a pack rat, or just spreads out their ish over a wide area.

"...you might want to step a side, it looks like there is a space eater coming this way..."

or

"I hate having conversations with that dude, he is such a space eater."

or

"With such as small apartment, I had no choice but to break it off with that space eater."

by good burrito December 9, 2008

Snake Eater

A penis so massive, it could completely fit another man's junk inside it.

John pulled out a full-on snake eater! I knew I couldn't compare to it, so I ran away.

by Good Username 01 May 16, 2018