Eat a lemon

A polite way of saying eat a dick. Used in anger. First coined by u/omegaweapon on Reddit in the viral post "entitled piece of work lady wants me to fix an almost 3 year old purchase"

"you're an asshole!"
Eat a lemon.

"I will sue you.."
Go eat a lemon

by SlingbladeX March 08, 2019

Eating Out

Eating Out, when used sexually, can mean when you "eat" a girls vagina, doing so will grant you the power to make the female do whatever you want. The best feeling for her in the world.

Guy - "Eating Out is the best!!"
Girl - "Ya wanna try sometime?"
Guy - ";)"

by BigCockCaleb September 05, 2018

eat and beat

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".

Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.

by Moniquemy August 28, 2009

eat a dick

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

by dannyisajew September 16, 2003

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

Eat the radish

Eating the radish is when something fails to live up to expectations, as in how nice radishes are to look at, but how terrible they taste.

As in, "I hope I don't eat the radish today," or, "This pizza really ate the radish."

by Lexike May 31, 2014

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023