Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.
"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"
by Exactlybruh November 06, 2019
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Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.
My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.
by beaner master98 September 08, 2016
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Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.
Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.
by Princessawesome22 December 11, 2015
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Dong Whiskers

"I need to trim my dong whiskers before my date tonight"
by Miguele Ghee July 20, 2017
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Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.
"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."
by Burrito May 25, 2014
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dong wang

1) Penis Penis
2) What the Chinese internet calls Trump. Directly translated as “the king of knowledge”. This name was triggered by his claim that “Nobody knows the coronavirus better than me”, after he was reported to have been infected with the virus.
by T7mCy4 November 25, 2020
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Boston dong

A condition causing a New England Patriots fan to get an erection after seeing or hearing Tom Brady.
Why isn't Bobby watching the Pat's game?
He watched Brady warm up and had to go hide his Boston dong.
by dfir February 20, 2015
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