dork

Someone who farts in the bath tub and eats the bubbles.

I walked into the bathroom and there that dork was.

by k-pog July 13, 2004

Dork Master

Traci

Traci is a dorkmaster because she's mean to eric

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

dork

Can be used to describe a whale penis.

hey liz look at that giant dork, which i am not. it is the penis of a whale. and you are a cunt

by Phat T July 28, 2008

dork

the act of flipping your penis up into the waistline of your pants in order to hide an erection when you stand up.

Mike: "Dude i had a boner in class today and the teacher called me up to the board!"

Jim: "No way dude! what'd you do?"

Mike: "Gave myself a dork"

by thecoldbeerreport January 17, 2011

Linkin Dork

A derogatory term for a Linkin Park fan.

Dork: Yah! I luv teh nu linkin park cd Minutes to Midnight! Yo K, lisn to tehr nu soun trak "Bleed it Out"!

Fellow idiots: Yah! Sw33t!

Dork (with her friends):
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out
I've opened up these scars
I'll make you face this
I've pulled myself so far
I'll make you, face, this, nawwwwww!!!!

Average Listener: STFU u Linkin Dork! What's the fucking big deal of this you faggots!

by HateMainstreamMusic October 18, 2008

dork

People who have conversations on AIM through their away messages. This really happens.

This is a sad state of affairs so I'm not even going to put an example. It's just something dorks do.

by Matty-O July 29, 2008

devil's doorknob

Also known as the clitoris

I bet that bitch Stacy is sitting at home alone, ringing the devil's doorknob as we speak.

by _Nolski April 10, 2016