Doctor humping

Sucking up to a doctor to obtain drugs.

I'm going to do some doctor humping to get some valium.

by Redheaded Monster April 19, 2018

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Doctor

(n.) A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.

My owe my doctor $72,000.

by igotsorn February 1, 2020

Doctor

A madman in a box with two hearts, beautiful companions, and one giant blue box thats smaller on the outside and bigger on the inside.

Hi i'm the Doctor}
Doctor who?
exactly

by WHOVIANNN October 29, 2019

Doctor

This word does not just pertain to people with the right to Indoctrinate children into shipping wards.

Extended terminology

A Doctor is any Practisioner with the best interest every person in mind

He loves and cares about each person separately as he would care for himself.
(He most likely would take care of the client better them himself)

We need a holistic doctor, we don't want the chemical medication.

by Adam Rhys Campbell April 17, 2021

Doctor’s right

The side opposite a person’s actual right side, as seen from a doctor's perspective during an examination.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by nomdeplumegary November 2, 2025