doctor doctor

the scratching of one's own ass

It sucks having a serious case of doctor doctor on a first date.

by Moosehands March 29, 2004

call the doctor

To dance naked in a snow storm while drinking pineapple juice.

I really wanna call the doctor

by Mistress Lexxxie November 20, 2010

Doctor Jimmy

A 'Doctor Jimmy' is the act of sexually assaulting/raping someone, usually a woman. The reference is taken from the the chorus of Dr Jimmy, a song by The Who, where 'Doctor Jimmy' is an alternate, woman-raping personality of the main character in the rock opera Quadrophenia.

"Damn son, I heard Keith's in jail!"
"Yeah, he was drunk and pulled a Doctor Jimmy on his brother's girl, Heather."

by Spartan Jag April 22, 2008

Doctor Who

1. A once excellent show that has now, rather sadly, gone up its own (or Russell T Davies's) arse.

As in:

"Doctor Who was best when it was like Hammer House of Horror! Not a ruddy soap opera!"

or:

"Cut out the soppy crap & end it when the story ends not drag it out for another 15 minutes!"

or:

"Doesn't anybody care anymore?"

---The cries of Dr Who's true fans.

by beep_the_meep_rules August 5, 2008

The Doctor

A lovable creature that believes in editing certain city landmarks via photoshop. He is extremely creative with a rather large head. He dwells between the caves of Scotland and New Zealand. He lives alone with a lot of cats.

That guy is so mentally weirdly creative he's the doctor.

Beware the guy with the cats hes the doctor.

by thenimmocat October 4, 2010

Doctor Terawatt

1. a very grumpy man
2. Toronto's greatest super villain

"All hail world leader Doctor Terawatt."

by Hesbell October 4, 2017

Doctor Dammit

a friend of yours that preforms the act of forgetting essential details at the most critical of times involving matters of utmost importance, therefore screwing up everything.

Alex: Dude, josh totally doctor dammit'd me boning my girlfriend last night!

Gene: Well if you were hanging out with me, then we both could have boned her.

Alex:...do what?

Gene: I'm not a doctor dammit!

by the weird that chose to be man October 27, 2010