A completely worthless product which is meant to take scratches out of cds and dvds by buffing the disc. When in all reality the buffing wheel actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kind of way. Therefore you end up with thousands of scratches on a disc that you were trying to remove one scratch from.
Does this skip doctor that you dropped $40 on really work? No, it actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kinda of way.
by chickenwingjr. May 5, 2009
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knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience
Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.
Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.
Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!
by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012
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by boiler March 13, 2015
Get the safety docking mug.When one parks their vehicle outside the lines of a parking space either to pompously protect it from getting scratched or just out of sheer ignorance and carelessness.
by BluePostItNote August 17, 2016
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2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.
2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.
by Thermos SCM August 2, 2016
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"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."
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