crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012

Greedy Dental Whore

The unappreciative female dentist who takes all the free shit sent to the office for the staff.

That greedy dental whore took all seven beach bags sent from the ortho office!

by The Staff December 16, 2012

armchair dictator

An internet expert who believes anything and everything he/she posts is unquestionable fact, and has no burden to support any of his/her claims.

Bah, you can ask him for evidence all day long, but he's just another armchair dictator.

by Grandmastershek September 23, 2016

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship

Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?

by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020

e-dictator

People, mostly company employers, that block/dictate pointless stuff on your computer (such as software updates) just for the sake of blocking that makes work computers almost unusable. Examples are blocking Task Manager or the dinosaur game when you're offline on a web browser.

I am really tired of the e-dictators in charge of my work. They force software updates and block manual updates.

by Ondrashek06 September 1, 2020

Post Dictal

The feeling of satisfaction and subsequent swollen female genitalia that is derived from a satisfactory dicking from a sedated ect patient

Brittany sat in the staff break room enjoying her post dictal state.....

by Mr_happypants November 16, 2020