david cameron

The current leader of the UK Conservative party, David Cameron just about sums up the Tories as of late. The UK government has never been so openly and blatantly corrupt, sleazy, spiteful and dishonest. Any half-decent opposition would have knocked the New Labour party into oblivion after their first term in power. Which shows just how useless the Tory party is. Cameron himself is an ex-Etonian, stuck atop an ivory tower with no idea of the working classes or life outside his pampered little world. Since becoming leader he is hell-bent on turning the Tories into an immitation of New Labour (why have an opposition in that case?) and is determined to go soft on crime, trying to generate sympathy for criminals. Pity he can't show any sympathy for the victims. Like Blair, Cameron is just window-dressing for a party obsessed with PC, PR and image. If you ask me, the remaining Tories true to the party's principles should break away and form their own party. See how long Cameron and his band of spoon-fed, liberal soft-heads survive on their own. The latest PC stunt, appointing an asian female MP, had blown up in Cameron's face, as she is talking more sense than all his cronies put together and no-one can accuse her of racism or sexism. I say Patel for the next leader of the Tory party.

David Cameron doesn't want the Tory party to come to power, let's be honest. Because if they get elected, the Tories won't have a clue what they're supposed to do. Unless....
Cameron: "Er, excuse me, Tony. Hang on a minute, will you. What exactly is it a government is supposed to do?"

by Stormsworder December 1, 2006

david blaine

A peculiar magician who repeatedly performs abnormal stunts. Relying on the attention of the public, this creature is ironically, largely ignored. As the public grows increasingly apathetic his stunts become increasingly odd; as though he is some sort of modern "Houdini," but he isn't, he's just David Blaine

ex: David Blaine is standing on a volcano for a week -- who cares?

by George Padis May 16, 2006

david firth

a comic genius. sick and twisted, but fucking awesome.

burnt face man. dear god thats good funnies.

by lordblunkey March 14, 2005

Mark David Chapman

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.

Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!

by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009

David

Some with a beautiful heart, strong will, tough as nails but super sweet. Has a huge dick, enjoys the finer things in life. Has a bad boy attitude. Moody like a time bomb ready to go off.

David is going to kick your ass right after we have sex.

by \ss/ February 3, 2010

David and Ashley

Perfection.... Soulmates... Twinflames who are meant to be and will always be. Sexy... Electric. Magnetic. .

I wish I could have a David and Ashley Relationship.

by #oneluckygirl💖 January 13, 2017

Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.

Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011