dave montgomery

Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.

Hey it’s November Dave Montgomery must be at Brooklyn V’s

by Not Elijah November 14, 2020

dave the wave

Dave the Wave brings the flave. Basically the coolest guy around. He always brings the flave

Here he comes, Dave the Wave bringIng the flave!

by bassmandave September 8, 2016

Dangerous Dave

A Giant of a man, who knows how to entertain a crowd, his musical skills with a Kazoo are unbelievable and outstanding like his fashion tastes.a legend

You are very much like Dangerous Dave

by Quizlover November 23, 2021

deep dave

A man who’s so deep in ya that ya gotta call him dave. Also hes a pornstar…

“deep dave” really got in there deep.”

by kuromibunnyhunny October 12, 2021

ingersoll dave

An absolute pipe laying beast. Ingersoll Dave's are hairy and you'll love it.

My girlfriend wasn't in the mood so we browsed an Ingersoll Dave's Facebook. It's about to go down.

by BadenNurse June 23, 2021

Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.

Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.

by Alicbaker December 15, 2011

Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.

Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

by pepeport December 15, 2011