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When selling to custy's, remember the 3 rules of thumb:

1) ALWAYS play the friend card. they love it when they think you're boys.
2) ALWAYS charge 10-20 dollars more than what you've paid. Maybe even more if he's a super puss (basty)
3) NEVER hook them up! Deals just make them think they can skeem you back =P!

Good luck and go and get ur paper little duffle bag boys!
"Yo whats good wardy, I just made 20 dollars of that red-headed custy and copped the Kushery...You on it??"
by skilllinelzz January 11, 2009
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customizing

A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.
"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."
by cerealtitties January 11, 2006
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customoron

idiotic customer, irritating customer, the way you are treated in some shops
The customoron was asking for Jane Austen in the periodicals section.
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Dirty Custard

Male ejaculate; sperm; jiss; jittler; baby gravy; manfat
I shot my dirty custard all over her tits!
by Chris Maggs October 6, 2008
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apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,
apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college
by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010
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bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.
by Sam R September 24, 2006
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