Lace curtain Irish

Individuals who take the dishes out of the sink before urinating in it.

My family were lace curtain Irish who came over on a cattle boat that carried no cattle.

by Tcallahan October 7, 2022

metal meat curtains

any piercing of the female genitalia

she had two studs in each labea, giving her serious metal meat curtains

by Corpse\m/ December 14, 2010

washing the curtains

douching

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.

by stephanie June 17, 2003

Turkey Shower Curtains

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

black curtain syndrome

when an Obama activist cannot bring him/herself to actually vote for Obama (due to his lack of experience, shady background, race, etc.) when they are alone in the voting booth

Mary: Did you vote for Obama?
Joe: No I couldnt bring myself to do it, I got black curtain syndrome

by captainobvi October 31, 2008

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

Beef Burger Curtains

A women who has not got a very nice looking Vaginal area.

If you buy and maccy Ds standard double cheese burger and but it on it's side.

Hay look at this! It looks like ya Nan's 'Beef Burger Curtains'.

Thats fucking grouse.... ur a prick

by Greyman2010 March 9, 2010