cursing fit

Term for somebody who blurts out a lot of profanity within a short period of time.

Man, he had a cursing fit today because his computer wasn't working.

by The Real Driller November 1, 2021

The Historians Curse

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

by The cursed historian February 19, 2023

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 23, 2021

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 9, 2021

Spider-man's Curse

When the characters cast as Peter Parker/Spider-Man and his love interest begin to date.

Did you see the photos of Tom and Zendaya? Spider-Man's Curse is alive and well

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodVigilante December 20, 2021

Pharaoh's Curse

The Pharaoh's Curse is a phenomenon, commonly associated with the sentence: "Return the slab!" It's symptoms include: Having Twisting Sand Land music play randomly, coughing up sand, falling into sand, and more.

"Hey did you see how that guy got inflicted by the Pharaoh's Curse?"
"RETURN THE SLAB"

by Gregorius Technecities September 10, 2023

Zoink's curse

Zoink is a the top 1 player of the game Geometry Dash (at the time of 2024). He verified the 2024 top 1 level Tidal Wave after failing at 95%, which is the last click of the level. Two other victors of the level Trick and wPopoff has also died on the same spot as Zoink. This is called "The Zoink's Curse".

- Did you beat Tidal Wave
- Nah bro i died at 95%
- Zoink's curse

by TJumper4 December 9, 2024