Cricketing

The better word for crickets chirping. Screw saying "crickets chirping" that's lame as hell say crickets cricketing.

Guy 1: "Yo dude you hear those crickets cricketing last night?"
Guy 2: "Do you mean chirping?"
Guy 1: "No?"

by JamieMcK05 December 7, 2021

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Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 7, 2021

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Jiminy Cricket

A phrase used by old white ladies who live in Texas in place of "holy shit"

Used when in a state of shock

Part of the Big 5; Goodness Gracious, What in the World, My Goodness, Oh My Word

**Playing Poker**
Linda: *Gets Royale Flush*
Mildred: Jiminy Cricket!

by Dr.Othlmun April 1, 2022

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crickets

silence so deafening all you can hear is the crickets chirping

Mom: If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all
Me: **crickets**

by BlindOracle November 4, 2021

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Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.

Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

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