Carrot Cake

A white woman with red hair that has a thick, rich booty.

You don’t normally see a ginger woman with an ass like that. She’s one fine piece of carrot cake.

by Medical Merc July 20, 2020

Carrot through the cage

It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!

Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!

by The Hung Guru August 19, 2020

CarrotBaby

A very horny guy who can tell stories and ask unlimited questions for hours. Great at pixel strike. He can be an ass sometimes but he always means well “low key a sweetheart, don’t tell anyone.” He is always there for his friends, he doesn’t take shit from anyone. All and all a great guy!!

There goes CarrotBaby, getting his one shot kills in pixel strike.

by ShamelessDiva September 5, 2020

Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher

by Gazmondo September 8, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

Carrollton Highschool(dirtyville)

A small town highschool in Illinois full of wannabe rappers, drugs, wannabe rednecks with trucks jacked up from daddy's money and Justin boots. It's home to all the sloots and dirty people if Greene County though their neighboring town (Whitehall) has more missing teeth than Sloth from The Goonies.

Most noted people from that town are Rick Hall (actor) and Samuel Coonrod (pitcher for the Giants)

Carrollton highschool(Dirtyville): Noun

Bro let's go to Dirtyville and pick up sloots

by Pegcaptian November 15, 2020

carrotdiming

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.

I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.

by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021