sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

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Shell cocked

When you are surprised by the size; small or large of someone's penis

He got his cock out, it was huge, I was completely shell cocked

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

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loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

by trannypornlover December 29, 2010

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hot cocked

The act of eating a hot pepper before giving a blow job. When said cock is exposed to air, depending on the heat intensity of the consumed pepper, it begins to heat up, sometimes painfully hot.

My girlfriend totally hot cocked me last night! I had to put my dick in milk for ten minutes.

by Chuck215 April 22, 2014

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The Copper Cocked Owl

A monster in Hungarian folklore, described as an owl with a penis made of copper. According to the legends, one who closes all doors, cans, windows, and every object that can be closed in a house, will get kidnapped by it. Also, it is used to scare smaal children.

If you don't behave, the Copper Cocked Owl will kidnap you!

by strabo02 June 3, 2022

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