This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
by imnotstupidenoughtogiveoutmyname February 16, 2007

It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.
by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008

by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011

by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.
Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."
by Deeniwella April 8, 2010

when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.
this action then results in multiple queefs.
by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
by Leah September 2, 2003
