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Condom Hair

This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom hair unless while you are doing it you yell "condom hair", otherwise it's just mean.
Hillary was really annoying Jojo today. Everytime Jojo got her hair just right, Hillary would quickly yell "condom hair" and ruin Jojo's perfectly quaffed do.
mugGet the Condom Hairmug.

Cincinnati Condom

When a guy sprinkles cocaine on his penis and it's sucked off.
It's called a Cincinnati Condom because it offers absolutely no protection against anything. A backwards definition, just like the city.
by Christian Cancer September 29, 2008
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Fuckton of Condoms

the amount of condoms needed to fuck a metric ton of women
"Dude, for this party tonight I'm gonna need a fuckton of condoms."
by layinpipe16 October 12, 2011
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Condom Cake

A girl that has had more condoms in her than Annabel Chong
"Last Night We All Got Together And Gangbanged That Slut... Totally Made Her Ass A Condom Cake!"
by LardDick4Skin August 26, 2009
mugGet the Condom Cakemug.

soda condom

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.
Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."
by Deeniwella April 8, 2010
mugGet the soda condommug.

condom bubble

when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.
michael didn't put the old condom on right, causing a condom bubble, so veronica kept queefing.
by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008
mugGet the condom bubblemug.

broken condom

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
by Leah September 2, 2003
mugGet the broken condommug.

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