collander

1 - A Martian mile adjusted for gravity
2 - A highly specialized precision instrument designed to laser engrave all the silicon chips found in Silicon Valley.
3 - To hit with force

1 - I jogged 3 collanders today
2 - The collander 2000 can also be used in personal grooming
3 - He swung the club and collandered the hell out of him

by collander February 3, 2010

Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.

Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.

by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011

street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 24, 2013

Colander of Silence

Colander of Silence: a semi-protected zone where secrets are temporarily kept.

"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"

by DK0713 July 13, 2012

commandoh

(noun): the curse muttered each time a former PC user attempts a CTRL function that is now accomplished with the Mac's Command key.

Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.

by blueyediva October 14, 2013

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 6, 2014