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cock tribute

A cock tribute is a photo of a person (often female) also showing a hard penis, usually in front of or alongside their face. Not as common as cum tributes, but growing in popularity, especially on Twitter.
"You done me a cum tribute, now please do a cock tribute for me. I want to see your hard dick next to my face!"
by 10 Finger Eddie December 11, 2015
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cock blocker

when someone interupts you before or during sexual intercouse.
omg trent is the biggest cock blocker i was about to get in
by j.mac-z@suckonit.com July 15, 2009
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shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock
When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.
by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010
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cock and balls

these are mere government made illusions and do not exist. they have trackers in them so you must cut both off.
man1: bro, my cock and balls are beeping.

man2: HOLY SHIT CUTTEM OFF AND GET DOWN
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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Cock and Awe

'Cock and Awe' is the act of wielding the mighty penis to pound pussy with combination of such thunderous force and adroit virtuosity as to elicit incredulous awe from your female partner(s). Claims to have visited Cock and Awe upon a woman are stark declarations of bravura, godlike cocksmanship, and as such are Power Words or Holy Invocations never to be spoken falsely or in jest. As a caveat, Cock and Awe is verifiable medically and even to the casual observer. If you have in fact laid down Cock and Awe upon a woman, her vagina will thereafter autonomically begin to moisten, palpitate and dilate the instant she is in your presence. Even the casual observer might well notice the woman's sudden flared nostrils, crossed eyes, collapse to the floor, rapid combat crawl towards you and frantic clawing at your fly.
Friend: (Smirking) "Duuuude, Amanda's like totally fuckin' apeshit over you! Tiffany told me she was talking to Amanda at the Club last night, and every time Tiffany said your name, Amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager retarded kid."

Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
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master cock

The act of peeing without holding ones penis. In essence the cock is control thus it is the master. It also asserts its dominance over other cocks who cannot achieve this feat, making it the greatest cock thus adequately named the master cock
Girl: Eww why didn't you wash your hands after peeing?
Guy: Its ok, I master cocked it.
by peppy the poopdaddy October 15, 2011
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mini cock

The result of a females clitoris becoming overgrown from the use of steroids. Mainly women who use steroids for bodybuilding as an aid in muscle growth is how this can occur. Not to be confused with micro penis. Micro penis is releated to men only. Only women who use steroids can have this side effect. Hence women can develop a minicock while some men already have a micro penis.
Gym girl - Wow girl your biceps are huge now.
Female bodybuilder- Yes but now I have a mini cock above my vagina.
by Al Capoon November 18, 2016
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