Ceramic Bust

(noun) ser-ramic-bust

Is the best way to display that one is filthy rich and/or a flithy rich asshole. It shows that one is conceited, selfish, pompous, and an asshole. It adds sophistication and joy to any room or setting. Having a Ceramic bust implies that one MAY be rich, but not necessarily.

When I walked into the construction company I immedialtely felt I was in the midst of illiterates, but I changed my mind when I saw the Ceramic Bust of Archimedes.

by Bustanutterbutter12 November 27, 2011

Cereal Jack

After you jack off, you eat your favorite cereal

Jordan: Dude, I'm bored and hungry :(
Ben: Let's just cereal jack :)

by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011

Cereal

A form of breakfast meant to be refrigerated.

Ah man I was so happy this morning when I looked in my fridge and saw cereal.

by CerealLover5 August 20, 2011

Cerealbox

The name given to one whose face is such lacking in any recognisable feature as to be redolent of the inside of a cereal box. Appearance as boring, bland, foetal.

"Roberts is such a cereal box, even his mother can't remember what he looks like"

"Can you describe the assailant Madam?

I'm afraid not Officer, he was rather a cerealbox"

by P. Rostate January 10, 2012

cereal milk

to ejaculate around breakfast time

i totally cereal milked on my girlfriend this morning

by pancakeshoes13 July 13, 2012

Carcass

The act of falling asleep in an awkward position because you were too drunk and or stoned to make it to bed.

Ryan: "Where's Robert? I brought more beer."

Jake: "He carcassed on the couch, he got too baked."

by Laterza August 8, 2012

Cereal

Another word for saying Serious.

Are you cereal!!

by Shadowboy February 27, 2014