Cerealbox

The name given to one whose face is such lacking in any recognisable feature as to be redolent of the inside of a cereal box. Appearance as boring, bland, foetal.

"Roberts is such a cereal box, even his mother can't remember what he looks like"

"Can you describe the assailant Madam?

I'm afraid not Officer, he was rather a cerealbox"

by P. Rostate January 10, 2012

cereal box French

A very shaky command of French, gained primarily from reading bilingual product labels in Canada. Comes from the common experience of reading cereal boxes during breakfast.

1. I would love to visit Quebec, but like most Albertans, I only know cereal box French.

2. Aaron: How did you know that "gratuit" meant "free"?

Barbara: Must be my cereal box French.

3. Edmonton hasn't won a championship in such a long time that someone vandalized their "City of Champions" sign to read "City of Champignons" ("City of Mushrooms") Even Edmontonians understand cereal box French.

by Janey Canuck July 13, 2012

Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

cereal box zombie

A person who stares at the cereal box in an unblinking,trance-like state while eating their morning cereal.This can be differentiated from someone just reading the ingredients or nutritional info by the fact the said zombie performs the same ritual every #!*#* morning.Zombies also breath heavily through their nose because they are shoveling cereal in their pie hole like a starved Ethiopian.

You don't even try to talk to dad at breakfast because he is a cereal box zombie.

by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

CerealBoy

An evil Cereal eating machine origantes from the North Coast of New South Wales in Australia. This creature will stop at nothing for some Cereal (or any other food) and is to taken with great caution. Also known as dumbwench...

"Look out for that CerealBoy! I hope you didn't bring any food!"

by CerealBoy September 1, 2004

Cerealsexual

The sexual attraction to cereal and/or cereal mascots.

Kevin's a total Cerealsexual, he has a thing for cheerios.

by Infertile Apple June 4, 2015

cereal box

a place u go to, to escape reality. no one else can enter your cereal box, only you!

brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.

(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)

by jeny February 25, 2008