girls who eat carrots

Carrot f***ed mango all u n***** die of f****** PewDiePie haha get wrecked and suck my d***

Girls who eat carrots are disgusting

by GiggleOfficial April 19, 2021

i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

by i smell like beef :/ May 28, 2019

Girls who eat carrots

Similar to a blowjob. Taken from Louis Tomlinson

Bob: “I like girls who eat carrots.”
Suzi: “Let’s blow out of here!”

by DisabledDannyDoom January 26, 2025

Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

carrot o’clock

the time to get absolutely fucked

it’s carrot o’clock mate

by poopeepiss February 20, 2022

Carrot cutter

Someone who is so dumb the only job suitable for them is cutting carrots.

Joe over there failed his math test, he's for sure destined to be a carrot cutter

Or

You had one job you f**kn carrot cutter!

by Claudius trufflescale June 01, 2020

The color of a carrot

i think it is a,i think it is a carrot

carrot is the color of a carrot

by Beetle Juice 2.0 October 09, 2020