A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
Get the Report Cardmug. A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
Get the Courtesy Cardmug. "Wow, Card Kitti really simps for Jack!"
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."
"But she doesn't have a crush on him anymore?"
"....she's a simp."
by Cardus Kittus June 25, 2020
Get the Card Kittimug. M card: The "Menopause" card.
Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
by MsRose1 November 21, 2010
Get the M cardmug. by girlforgirls November 13, 2018
Get the Period Cardmug. "Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
Get the cReddit cardmug. Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
by repptile March 30, 2009
Get the Card tagmug.