Boiler Card

When one person has sex with another double their age.

Mark (age 24) has sex with Mary (age 48). Mark has now earned his boiler card.

by Linkzerman April 11, 2014

Period Card

A derogatory term that men claim women use for convenience on their periods

Lucy, stop pulling the period card. You women always have an excuse.

by girlforgirls November 13, 2018

M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.

I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.

by MsRose1 November 21, 2010

VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)

Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!

by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018

card house

A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.

My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.

My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.

by Mackendeez October 24, 2017

vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Ace of Cards

the best person out of a group

1: you see Jerry over there?, he's the ace of cards of our group
2; agreed

by Uno Ace Cards May 19, 2021