Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011

breakfast burrito

morning hard on

"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."

by Penny Paxil November 10, 2003

burrito

A quickly assembled gang of knife weilding Beaners.

If you mess with one bean, you'll get the whole burrito.

by Adrian123 June 29, 2007

Burritoes

A school's form of population control.

by Galen Deepinglen March 21, 2003

japanese burrito

Where a girl is giving a guy a blowjob and then vomits in the process and continues the blowjob nonetheless.

Sally gave Jim a Japanese burrito the other night and it was sick.

by Lee Anderson December 5, 2007

Burrito

Used in drug terms, to Describe payment for Marijuana or Cocaine bought from the spanish mafioso, usually describing thousands of dollars.

I be like 500 Tacos, Homes, 75 Burritos. (Gucci Mane)

by Enjoiisk8in December 6, 2010

Burrito

The usual meaning of burrito is the same with most Mexican foods. In all terms it means an intense (often unpleasant) emotion

Awh, I'm a burrito of sadness

I am a Taco of doom.

I am an enchilada of excitement

by BurritoBaby December 30, 2014