breakfast of champions

When a girl wakes the guy she slept with the night before up with a blowjob and swallows.

Guy: (snoring)
Girl: Alright, time to wake up...

(Later)

Guy: Dang babe, here comes the breakfast of champions!

by KittyCatty June 11, 2005

Breakfast abortion

Basically scrambled eggs queefed from a post abortion vagina
(pretty gruesome shit)

i saw a lady on the bus leave a plate of breakfast abortion on the seat

by bob the butt fucker July 17, 2010

breakfast in bed

Sex in the AM.

I'm feeling kinda kinky baby...get up so I can give you some breakfast in bed.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Hobo Breakfast

To strike a person in the stomach out of anger or spite

Gary gave the mugger a "hobo Breakfast"

by Not a hobo May 4, 2004

Arsehole to breakfast

Basically means "everywhere". Predominantly a New Zealand expression to explain the size of a messy situation.

"We made such a mess last night, there was cream from arsehole to breakfast..." said Bruce getting all highfalutin and rambunctious.

by Jesse the Dolphin Whisperer June 12, 2014

breakfast sex

Sex before breakfast. Then she makes you breakfast.

Boy that breakfast sex was amazing. Do I smell bacon?

First we'll have sex, then ill let you cook me breakfast.

by myke66 May 6, 2011

English Breakfast

An English Breakfast is performed during sex after a night of binge drinking and eating greasy take-away food. While your partner is performing oral sex or tossing your salad, you uncontrollably blast a juice-laden fart in their mouth.

I must have eaten a bad doner kebab because I English Breakfast'd Sally last night while she was going to town on my dungerhole.

by Chubbs Rambone July 27, 2011