Round Town Charlie Brown 

Where you helicopter your dick around an asshole that is currently shitting a thick turd.

When Oliver admitted that he had a fetish for doing the round town charlie brown, his partner was thoroughly grossed out.

Round Town Charlie Brown by get_paid_get_laid_gatoraid January 12, 2016

You're a good man, Charlie Brown 

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown by Archer Thornwood. July 29, 2017

Brown Dirt Cowboy 

It's me again, Steerforth. Those of you who think Brown Dirt Cowboy refers to something gay are too young to appreciate what Bernie Taupin was talking about. It's as I said in #2. They are names made up by children when they were playing. We did it all the time. I liked to be Flash Gordon or Rocketman!

Captain Fantastic:

A children's game played in England in the 1960s.

The Brown Dirt Cowboy:

Probaby refers to Roy Rogers

There are links to prove the meaning of Brown Dirt Cowboy, but Urban Dictionary does not allow links in the definitions.

So much for proof and accuracy.

Brown Dirt Cowboy by Steerforth November 22, 2011

brown paper bag money 

Money made from hustling.

That brown paper bag money push my mattress through the roof.

brown paper bag money by Borbus January 9, 2008

brown docking 

The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.

I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.

brown docking by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence that has every letter in the alphabet on it.

No example.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004

Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .

(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.

Charlie Brown Teacher by Unkie Al February 11, 2006